None so far. I kicked one soccer ball back on the field last week during a girls high school game. But it came nowhere close to reaching the net.
And today they were playing flag football, so no scoring opportunities.
I would make a bad beer commercial.
Unless it was in the 80s and I was wearing a bikini.
A footnote: As I type, Mo looks over and says “just because your shoes are on doesn’t make them less smelly.” They have now reached the point that I can actually smell them WHILE I am running. How amazing is that? Magical shoes, indeed.
A footnote to the footnote: A horrible song is playing in the background. I mention to Mo that her playlist doesn’t stink any less just because I’m wearing my shoes. On the bright side, I likely will get the Piranhas in the divorce settlement.
- 4 miles — 46:37 (11:40) 59
- 11:37, 11:31, 11:41, 11:48
- Piranha-meter — 822 miles