Why I love auto parts stores

MONDAY

store guy: Can I help you?

me: Yes. I would like to get a new battery.

store guy: No, your battery is fine. We just need to give it a charge.

me: Are you sure? I think I just want a new battery.

store guy: No, all you need is a charge.

me: OK.

TUESDAY:

store guy: Can I help you?

me: I would like to pick up a battery I left to be charged.

store guy: This battery can’t be charged. You need a new battery.

me: Thank you.

This is why auto parts stores do not sell Tasers. Although I would buy one and the battery would be dead anyhow …

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One Response to Why I love auto parts stores

  1. tosuperstar says:

    I think that guy graduated from the same High School as me.

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