MONDAY
store guy: Can I help you?
me: Yes. I would like to get a new battery.
store guy: No, your battery is fine. We just need to give it a charge.
me: Are you sure? I think I just want a new battery.
store guy: No, all you need is a charge.
me: OK.
TUESDAY:
store guy: Can I help you?
me: I would like to pick up a battery I left to be charged.
store guy: This battery can’t be charged. You need a new battery.
me: Thank you.
This is why auto parts stores do not sell Tasers. Although I would buy one and the battery would be dead anyhow …
I like margarine is the fictional tale of a former runner and his faithful Trail Monkey. Thanks for stopping by. Never a cover charge. Sorry, no parking validation.
I think that guy graduated from the same High School as me.