Monthly Archives: June 2009

i have a dream

ok, actually i HAD  a dream. i dreamed i was running. fast. in a race. i didn’t win or anything, but i was competitive. near the front pack. people cheered, and not in that “oh, isn’t he special he must … Continue reading

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a new season

i desperately need to throw up. i have a crashing headache. my temperature is too high. my heart is skipping every seventh beat. i cannot move out of my chair. i want to die. i am very happy. why? running … Continue reading

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note to self No. 1

Never email a friend with news that your wife has frozen an egg without your knowledge. Nothing good will come from it.

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true love and the grocery store bike

it is the bike of my dreams. we’ve just walked into our neighborhood grocery store. inside the entrance is the usual pile of things for sale. a picnic table. lawn chairs. tiki torches. portable barbecue. one amazing bicycle. large petroleum-based … Continue reading

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two scenarios

i’m driving home after a hard five-mile run. i’m hungry. my head hurts. i’m a block from home. SCENARIO 1: i see there’s a cyclist ahead. he’s in the official bike lane, but the driver next to him panics anyhow. … Continue reading

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