actual conversation while watching sunday morning news shows:
mo sheppo: “wanna watch the dick cheney interview?”
me: “ok.”
mo sheppo seconds later: “I CAN’T DO IT! I CAN’T DO IT! I’D RATHER WATCH THE INFOMERCIAL FOR CURING BACK PAIN! YOU LYING BASTARD! GET A HANDBASKET AND GO TO HELL!”
me: “ok.”
we’re pretty mellow on sunday mornings.
i like margarine 