Monthly Archives: October 2009

Mr. Pants Ice Bath/Running Q and A

despite popular demand, mr. pants takes on a diverse number of running subjects, offering customized, individual advice for each. let’s begin. Q. Hi, Mr. Pants. Is there a good way after my long runs to limit the damage to my … Continue reading

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tempo day

on my running schedule, today is tempo day. because of flu, my tempo is around 101. hahahaahahahahaha. i amuse myself. or maybe it’s just the nyquil talking.

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one flu over the cuckoo nest

as it turns out, apparently you cannot actually hack up a lung. i thought i saw part of a spleen go by at one point, but it may have been a hunk of tofu from the Thai soup. one bit … Continue reading

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is stephan pastis a terrorist?

let’s look at the facts: 1. pastis, creator of the comic “Pearls Before Swine,” recently made a secret trip to Iraq and “other” middle eastern countries with a group of decidedly shady characters. 2. photos are new popping up on … Continue reading

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tongue-thai’d

two things  you never want to hear : — “I just tried making Thai soup and i think it’s a disaster.” — “But maybe you’ll like it.” if this is the last post that ever appears here, at least you’ll … Continue reading

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