Monthly Archives: February 2010

Mo and the Pocket Tots

Mo says she would never eat tater tots out of her pocket. We’re watching Napoleon Dynamite and we’ve just passed the scene where Napoleon is dining on some tots he has stashed in his pants. She points out that nobody … Continue reading

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So long, suckers!

I just won a cool million in the Microsoft Lottery. — You are the final winner! You got $1 Million in this February 2010 Microsoft Mobile Draw. You email id was among the ten million emails selected from over hundred … Continue reading

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Life is funny, Part 342

Mo and I took a nice lady to her Ninja for the Elderly workout at the Y today, which left us with an hour to kill. When you’re a runner with an extra hour there’s only one thing to do. … Continue reading

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The problem with being lactose intolerant

If you say to heck with it and eat a half gallon of cookies and cream anyhow, the day’s run isn’t going to happen. But it was raining all day yesterday anyway. And I got ice cream out of it! … Continue reading

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U.S. eh? U.S. eh? U.S. eh?

Olympic hockey! USA vs. Canada! I’m trying really hard to care. It is not working. Trying, trying, trying … Nope. Nothing. Sorry, Team USA. Luckily, VS is showing “Slap Shot” on the channel next to MSNBC. Which brings up an amusing … Continue reading

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The amazing disappearing dream

I had a dream last night. A spectacular, extravaganza, oh my god i can’t believe how great this dream is dream. I have no idea what it was. Geniuses often have great dreams. Keith Richards woke up with “Satisfaction” in … Continue reading

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When did I become such a bitter old man?

Because I still picture myself as a bitter young man. Or at least a bitter middle-aged man. Damn. This makes me bitter.

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