So long, suckers!

I just won a cool million in the Microsoft Lottery.

You are the final winner!

You got $1 Million in this February 2010 Microsoft Mobile Draw. You email id was among the ten million emails selected from over hundred million websites all over the world and your email address is among the lucky winners of the $1 million each, this is to compensate all our internet users in this era of recession. Send your details to Mr. Tony Smith in Ghana. Tel: +233541430668 email:, the information’s to be sent to him is as stated below

1.    your full name
2.    your complete address
3.    your occupation
4.    your mobile phone number
5.    your marital status
6.    Your age and date of birth

All the above requested information’s will be used to by our agent to open an online account so that the paying bank will deposit your winning fund into it, for your information we don’t allow our agents now to handle any money awarded to our winners, your winning funds will be handled directly by the paying bank who will open online account for you to enable you transfer your fund to any account of your choice.

Congratulations once again.


Microsoft Team

If anybody needs a couple thousand, just give me a yell.

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1 Response to So long, suckers!

  1. Barbara says:

    Ha, sucker! I didn’t have to give my information to an agent, I just gave it directly to the poor guy that couldn’t get his money out of the country. My check will be here any day….

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