Monthly Archives: July 2010
In an unfortunate episode with scissors (weren’t they blunt when we were kids?), I find myself bleeding profusely. Mo slaps a bandage on it and says that we need to wrap it. I point out that it seems silly to … Continue reading
must admit I was a little spooked after reading about a fellow South Texas runner’s recent close encounter with a javelina (No, the Chamber of Commerce brochure does not mention javelina attacks in its brochure.) So it was with no … Continue reading
Although I’m not sure which side she’s taking …
Store clerk: Sir, you can’t be in here. This is a ladies’ dressing room. Me: Oh.