Nobody likes a smarty pants


Mo: Where are you going to run?

Me: On the cool track down the street.

Mo: You can’t run on the track. You’ll hurt your knee.

Me: That was a long time ago. It hasn’t hurt forever.

Mo: Because you haven’t run on the track forever.

Me: It’ll be fine.


Mo: Why are you limping like that?

Me: Me knee is killing me.

Mo: Silence (but the look. You know, that look.)

You would think that just for the sake of a happy marriage she would let me be right every now and then …

About gary

no sock monkeys were harmed in the making of this blog.
This entry was posted in running and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to Nobody likes a smarty pants

  1. Jessica says:

    I took a class when I was a little girl that taught me how to give “the look.” It is mandatory for all women I think- or so my husband says.

  2. lit chick says:

    Jessica is right–it’s a class that all females are required to take. We cannot allow the males to be correct at any time, otherwise, you will think you are smarter than we are…which will cause civilization to flounder…chaos will ensue…bad stuff.

  3. Pochero says:

    But everybody loves a smarty squarepants! 😀

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s