Duck and cover

So if I understand this correctly, the U.S. and South Korea have a supercarrier and a destroyer hanging around in ominous joint-military exercises shortly after North Korea unleashed a nasty artillery attack.  Now Kim and Crew promise another “merciless” attack. I’m guessing this will involve more than ladle whacking.

This is really horrible. Thousands of people could die. The entire area could become a war zone. Nuclear strikes are entirely possible. And the end result …

Fewer people to buy the South Korean edition of Mo’s children’s book. This is shaping up to be a tragedy of epic proportions. Have these people no sense of compassion?

So remember, South Korean kids, duck and cover! When the Big One hits, find shelter! And what makes for a better shelter than a lovely hardcover kid’s book?

Just in time for Christmas. Or the end of the world.

Whichever comes first.

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2 Responses to Duck and cover

  1. tosuperstar says:

    Good thing books last forever. Although it doesn’t help sales when all the potential buyers are wiped out!

  2. Jenster says:

    Sounds like someone’s upset there’s no North Korean edition of Mo’s book. Aid requests probably include one. NK really is a spoiled child….

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