Goals for 2011

None so far. I kicked one soccer ball back on the field last week during a girls high school game. But it came nowhere close to reaching the net.

And today they were playing flag football, so no scoring opportunities.

I would make a bad beer commercial.

Unless it was in the 80s and I was wearing a bikini.

A footnote: As I type, Mo looks over and says “just because your shoes are on doesn’t make them less smelly.” They have now reached the point that I can actually smell them WHILE I am running. How amazing is that? Magical shoes, indeed.

A footnote to the footnote: A horrible song is playing in the background. I mention to Mo that her playlist doesn’t stink any less just because I’m wearing my shoes. On the bright side, I likely will get the Piranhas in the divorce settlement.

Today’s run

  • 4 miles — 46:37 (11:40) 59
  • 11:37, 11:31, 11:41, 11:48
  • Piranha-meter — 822 miles

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7 Responses to Goals for 2011

  1. sassafras says:

    you can’t drop that footnote to footnote in and not tell us the song

  2. tosuperstar says:

    When you have smelly shoes on and you are in 1st place in the race and the wind is in your face does that make the guys behind you odor eaters?

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