mo: What would you think of someone’s musical taste if they admitted they were a Fanilow?
me: What’s that?
mo: Someone who loves the songs of Barry Manilow.
me: Sure, why not? He wrote the Dr Pepper theme. It’s not like he wrote really bad songs.
mo: I guess. Like “You Light Up My Life.”
me: Or “Afternoon Delight.”
mo: Or “Muskrat Love.”
both: Loooooooooong pause.
mo: 20 minutes of unrepentant laughing.
Oh, Mandy …