mo: Will there eventually be a point to this song?

me: Not likely. This is from my days of listening to improvisational jazz in college.

mo: Well, I’m glad you got that out of the way before we met.

me: These are some of  the greatest jazz musicians of our generation.

mo: Then I’ve got this song “Popcorn” that  you’re really going to enjoy.

Somewhere, Stanley Clarke is weeping …