Longtime readers may have come across something yesterday about a Cinco or Stinko contest. Alas, it was a hoax perpetuated by BK the cat.
BK, who doesn’t care for dachshunds, apparently cooked the whole thing up in an effort to force them into racing distances. This is why we normally turn off the computer before leaving.
We apologize profusely for the mistake. Feel free to bill us for your fake mustache.