Monthly Archives: May 2012

The soccer boys

The sign is quite clear. “NO TRESPASSING ON SOCCER FIELD.” I’m on the track that goes around the field. It’s host to a fierce game of twentysomething guys. They’re sweating and bleeding and yelling. And I guess they’re trespassing. It’s … Continue reading

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The answer: Eight dollars

The question: What’s the difference between the local Goodwill store and the local vintage clothing boutique?

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Just another sign Mo is becoming a Real Texan

She has dropped Dr Pepper in favor of the hard stuff.

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I thought you had her at squishy ball.

I ran today just because I had to. And that sort of sucks. More marshmellow creme, please … 4 miles t (13:24) blah

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Things you don’t want to see before your morning run

I’m thinking there will be some creative shoe decisions made today … — OK, I survived. Two miles in shoes till I couldn’t take it, then two miles in socks. Which doesn’t feel that great running on cinders. Walked last … Continue reading

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Things I wish I had said, Part 14

There’s a werewolf out on my front lawn and he’s looking pissed off and he’s wet  from all the rain. I think I’ll go say hi, and offer him a beer … — bob schneider

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Settling the argument: Would Jesus drive a Chevy or Ford?

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