Mr. Pants’ Helpful Kitchen Hints

1. Do not set the cottage cheese container on a 45-degree angle surface.

2.  If it’s too late for step 1, a throw rug can be a jaunty addition to any kitchen floor!

3. Hide out from Mo for a week or so (or however long it takes for cottage cheese to decompose.)

I knew I should have just stuck with the Hershey bar …

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One Response to Mr. Pants’ Helpful Kitchen Hints

  1. tosuperstar says:

    I always have avoided cottage cheese for that very reason.

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