shirley: Hi. This is Shirley Floral. You placed an order with us and I just have a couple of questions.
shirley: We’re in San Angelo, but your delivery address says Washington.
me: Um, no, it should be Texas. The T and W are kinda close on the keyboard.
shirley: Oh. Also, the name on the card is rbear. I just wanted to make sure that’s what you meant.
me: Oh, yeah. It’s short for Rare Bear. That’s what Ma calls me. That’s probably more than you wanted to know.
shirley: Also, you spelled the other name Mandee. Is that’s right?
me: Yes. She can never decide whether to spell it Mandy or Mandi, so I went with a compromise.
shirley: Ah, I see. OK, we’ll get those right out.
I’m pretty sure I will be blocked out of Shirley Floral’s website forever …