The morning after The Great Cheesecake Disaster of 2012

mo: Is that cheesecake on your toes?

me: Um, yeah, I guess so.

mo: Did you sleep with that on your toes, or did it get on them this morning?

me: Which would get me in less trouble?

mo: This morning.

me: Yeah, that’s the one.

note to self: If you drop a cheesecake in the middle of the night on the kitchen floor, figure out a way to frame the cat.

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5 Responses to The morning after The Great Cheesecake Disaster of 2012

  1. madiantin says:

    You dropped a CHEESECAKE?!?!?!
    YOU dropped a cheesecake?!?!?!
    You DROPPED a cheesecake?!?!?!!

    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  2. Frisbee Kitty says:

    I think that’s against the law or something.

  3. my god, man. you are a hoot. and mo is a saint of some crazy sort.

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