mo: Is that cheesecake on your toes?
me: Um, yeah, I guess so.
mo: Did you sleep with that on your toes, or did it get on them this morning?
me: Which would get me in less trouble?
mo: This morning.
me: Yeah, that’s the one.
note to self: If you drop a cheesecake in the middle of the night on the kitchen floor, figure out a way to frame the cat.