Mr. Pants’ Guide to the I Like Margarine Widget ©

Mr. Pants hears it daily. Run run blah blah pineapple blah blah Justin Bieber gay blah blah same ol’ stuff. But what you REALLY want is updated technology that makes y our online visit a more pleasurable experience. Well, wait no more. Mr. Pants introduces the I Like Margarine Widget ©. Accessories sold separately. Question?

Q. A widget? Really? What’s this all about then, Daddy-O?

A. Mr. Pants has become painfull aware that merely having  a blog full of silly pictures and pointless rambling doesn’t cut it in the Internet 6.2. Therefore, we have created a widget to aid your visit. Don’t call me Daddy-O.

Q. How exciting! What exactly does it work?

A. Easy peasy. No, Mr. Pants does not say lemon squeezy. Just copy the widget below onto your desktop.

Once it’s on your desktop, you can click on it. Then you can look at the widget.

Q. Wow! I must admit I was skeptical, but that’s pretty amazing. Does it work on Mac AND pc?

A. Nobody ever has accused Mr. Pants of being pc.

Q. Hmmm. Does this technology carry over to the iPad and iPhone as well?

A. There is no “i” in iPad. Well, OK, maybe one. But it’s lower case so should not be taken seriously.

Q. Well, I’m sold. Congratulations on this leap into the new technology! What’s next?

A. Coming soon: Mr. Pants’ Guide to using your dial-up modem.


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6 Responses to Mr. Pants’ Guide to the I Like Margarine Widget ©

  1. tosuperstar says:

    Jeepers Mr Pants, The widget has really come a LONG WAY!

  2. Jenster! says:

    Widgets always remind of Econ classes. And now that I think about it…Marginal Utility reminds me of Margarine. I don’t know how I feel about this.

  3. Jill says:

    Will the widget make me faster?

  4. madiantin says:

    Uhm. I love that widget.

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