me: My burger has Fritos on it.
me: Let’s switch! I’ll eat your fish and you can have my burger!
mo: Ick. This burger tastes like a funnel cake.
me: I’m glad you like it!
mo: I’ll need the rest of your beer to finish this.
And so I was saved from a Texas burger by an Oregon beer. They’re gonna be knocking at the door to pick up my Texas Card any minute now …