My good friend and fellow Texan Lance Armstrong, or at least his foundation, offers a pretty cool site for tracking food. I signed up and tried it for the first time today.

And I’m baffled.

It’s 10 p.m. My calculator pal says I’m supposed to consume a net total of 2,192 calories today. So far, I have eaten 1,285 and burned 435. So to reach  my goal, I am asked to down another 1,342 calories (more than I’ve eaten all day) in the next two hours.

I sense a massive Reddi Whip party in my immediate future …