Dear Lance

Please just come out and tell the truth. Get it over with and go have a beer. Or a lot of beers. Enough.

I stood out in the rain in Atlanta in 1996 to watch you go by for three seconds in the time trial. You were everything that’s good about sports.

As the evidence continues to dribble out today, you’re everything that’s bad about sports.

Come clean. You can simply be everything that’s real about sports. You were human. I am too. I get it.

Please, Lance. Tell the truth.

Just do it.


still your fan,


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