mo: Hey! This article on “ways to tell if you husband is having an affair” says the guy who is cheating will claim that he is happily married. Do you have something to confess?
me: What? I never claimed I was happily married.
Mo’s next hubby will have an easy act to follow.
me: Hey! I’m reading a Washington Post story that says women are catching up to men in extramarital affairs. Do you have something to confess?
mo: I don’t know how to answer that.
Mo’s next hubby better be careful.