The day Mo’s Texas citizenship was revoked

We are visiting the Alamo. Mo asks, “So why is the Alamo such a big deal? Didn’t you lose?”

We go inside. In the first room to the left is a cannon. Mo, sizing it up, says, “you have a tiny cannon. No wonder you lost.”

She spends the rest of the time inside the Alamo grousing about the rule that requires her to take her hat off because it’s a shrine. “Not a shrine,” she declares. “Maybe a monument.”

And that was our visit to the Alamo.

Mo is going to hell for sure.

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One Response to The day Mo’s Texas citizenship was revoked

  1. mosheppo says:

    this is taken completely out of context but I apologize profusely.

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