Why I Will Die Young. An essay. *

mo: I just read that egg mcmuffins are the worst thing you can eat for breakfast.

me: oh.

mo: Would you like an egg mcmuffin for breakfast?

me: sure.

Apparently slipping cadmium into the meatloaf is too time-consuming.

* Yes, I realize that 56 years old is not young. The joy of aging is that “old” is described as people older than yourself. It just becomes harder to find them as you age.

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