Just another Christmas conversation

mo: Did you find any sand in the pie?

me: I likes me pie the way I likes me women. Sweet and gritty, with Cool Whip on top.

mo: extended silence.

I suspect my next pie will be mostly cadmium. Which is OK by me, as long as there’s Cool Whip on top.

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3 Responses to Just another Christmas conversation

  1. SeniorRunner says:

    Not being a native Texan, Mo may not understand that characterizing someone as “gritty” is high praise indeed. Surely she didn’t find the “Cool Whip” thing objectionable…

  2. Old Auntie says:

    I love your wild and whacky humor and can see why Mandi loves you!

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