Mo’s revenge

subway lady: What veggies would you like?

me: Lettuce and pickles.

Subway lady puts three onion things on top of the lettuce and pickles. I recoil.

me: No onions.

Subway lady smiles and puts three more onion things on top.

me: Um, no onions.

Subway lady, less amused, puts three more onion things on top. We now have assembled an onion sandwich. I breathe deeply.

me: Excuse me. I don’t like onions. Please stop putting them on my sandwich.

Subway lady: Oh. I thought you were saying “more onions.” She grudgingly takes them off.

me: Thank you. (See? I am polite even in a crisis.)

The sandwich, already tainted, smells like onions while I eat it. As I type this the next morning, I am still having flashbacks.

I have no idea how much paid these people to stage this stunt. But it was money well spent …

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4 Responses to Mo’s revenge

  1. Running Nole Fan says:

    It was definitely part of a “Mo-spiracy!” Nobody would assume that an old white dude would pronounce “more” as “mo'” thereby confusing “no” with “mo’.”

  2. mosheppo says:

    Mo onions. lol. lolololololol

  3. Moose says:

    you should have said “no onions, PLEASE” – or just wear a t-shirt saying just that.

  4. sassafras says:

    moral to the story…. start eating onions …. or starve to death

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