mo: WHEN IS THE WEATHER CHANNEL GOING TO STOP NAMING THESE STUPID STORMS? VIRGIL? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS VIRGIL? AND HOW CAN YOU CALL IT A WINTER STORM WHEN IT’S CLEARLY SPRING?
mo: Maybe next year they can name the storms after Santa’s reindeer. I would like a Winter Storm Blitzen.
me: You are truly a visionary.
mo: Thank you.
me: It was not a compliment; merely an observation.
mo: Whatever. They need to bring up the camera a little bit so we’re not staring at his crotch.
me: I’m NOT staring at his crotch.
mo: You’re not?
mo: Brrrrrrr. The air conditioner just came on.
me: That’s Winter Thermostat Bernie.
mo: His name is Prancer.
I hate when I wake up late and Mo is this far ahead of me in coffee consumption.