My Subway has added a helpful sign for employees. Washing your hands in six easy steps!
It starts out OK, I guess. Wet hands. Apply soap. Wash. Rinse. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. So far, so good.
But than. Steps 5 and 6. Dry hands with paper towel, and use paper towel to turn off faucet, thus not negating the whole thing.
The problem? The sign is pasted to the automatic hand dryer, the gizmo that you hold your hands under for 30 seconds before eventually wiping them on your pants. There are no paper towels.
This is EXACTLY why I always order Purell as my condiment of choice at the Subway …