1. I put on pants. They were quite clear that you have to wear pants.
2. I showed up at 8 a.m. and slept in my seat till the woman up front started talking. I have no idea what she said.
3. I recited the Pledge of Allegiance.
4. I sat around for a while and went home.
5. I took off my pants.
It was sort of like being in the first grade again, except we didn’t have a hamster. Although the jury’s still out on Juror 62.
Mostly now I want fish sticks and Jell-O.