My jury duty

1. I put on pants. They were quite clear that you have to wear pants.

2. I showed up at 8 a.m. and slept in my seat till the woman up front started talking. I have no idea what she said.

3. I recited the Pledge of Allegiance.

4. I sat around for a while and went home.

5. I took off my pants.

It was sort of like being in the first grade again, except we didn’t have a hamster. Although the jury’s still out on  Juror 62.

Mostly now I want fish sticks and Jell-O.

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2 Responses to My jury duty

  1. Jenster! says:

    I can send you some paste if you’re still hungry after the fish

  2. George says:

    Surely ever jury duty can’t be this exciting. Maybe a spare pair of pants would have been a good idea.

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