If anyone asks, OF COURSE I was watching college football while running on the treadmill today. Um, I mean I was inhaling the breathless coverage of President Obama’s Syria decision. Actually, I was watching the pre-game analysis of the Texas Rangers game in preparation for their stretch run.

OK, I was watching SpongeBob. But in my defense, Squidward was creating a nude scupture of Mr. Krabs for the Krusty Krab. Quite cultural.

Lordy, it felt good to run again …