1. Grind beans.
2. Put beans in espresso machine.
3. Insert carafe. *
4. Wait for the delightful aroma to waft across room. Yes, coffee aroma wafts.
5. Pour into mug and add fake sugar.
6. Enjoy!
* Apparently step 3 is crucial. Once again proving the time-tested theory, never make coffee until you’ve had some coffee.
i like margarine 
Mind if I come by and swap that outlet to a GFI? I’d hate to have to read some other blog to find out what happened to those nice people at Margarine.
sure, thanks. maybe bring coffee with you.
I hope that coffee wasn’t wasted! A straw or donut would fix the problem. 😉 I have also done this, too many times.
Tea. Even loose tea, fewer steps.
Thanks, this made me laugh. I recommend Pepsi (or Coke, but that sounds like I am recommending Mo starts her morning off with an illegal substance and that didn’t seem quite right for this family friendly forum).
Ahhh, Mo is osom! I miss her.