me: what are you doing?
mo: cooking roast beef.
me: i thought you were cooking Papier Mâché.
mo: not yet.
note to self: be very, very careful eating lunch.
aftermath: Mo says, “Isn’t the roast beef good? I think the Elmer’s glue gives it a twang.” This is likely why most artists eat out a lot.
I like my paper mâché with horseradish, mayo and son of big chief paper on rye.