me: What’s all the Gatorade for?
mo: I mix it with water for the papier mache glue. Makes it dry quicker.
me: Really?
mo: No.
mo sucks.
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Mo Sucks…. down way more Gatorade’s than you do if you buy that explanation. I wish I would have thought of that line when my kids were young, maybe they would have left my Gatorade alone!