just another day on the stair climber

legs: Um, this seems to be a particularly long hill.

me: Not to worry. Almost over.

legs: We’ve been going uphill for a long time. Where’s the downhill?

me: Not to worry. Almost over.

legs: Seriously. This isn’t much fun. Are you not familiar with the theory “all uphill isn’t much fun”?

me: Not to worry. Almost over.

legs: We would like a show of hands for who wants to stop. DAMN IT, HANDS!!!! Well, sure. They’re just hanging out up there enjoying the view. Burning down here.

me: Not to worry. Almost over.

legs: OWW DAMMIT GRCXYYYY X7@$#!!!!!!!

me: Not to …. YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAMPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

legs: Not to worry. Almost over.

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About gary

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2 Responses to just another day on the stair climber

  1. Raina says:

    My body parts have these conversations all the time. Best not to let them go too far without a distraction.

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