me: I think i broke my finger in the race.
mo: Oh, my God! That looks awful! It’s totally crooked. Definitely broken.
me: Not that one. This one.
mo: No, that one looks OK.
It’s tough to get sympathy from Mo …
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I broke my finger in a race once. It’s really hard to explain to others.
mostly i was trying to get out of work (i type for a living) so i could watch super bowl. boss assured me i could just not use any of the affected letters. damn.
I also type for a living. Thank God it was a pinky, which is a useless finger in any occupation.