mo: My aunt sent you pecans from North Carolina. They’re really good.
me: They taste different from Texas pecans? Why would they taste different?
mo: I don’t know, but they’re different.
me: Hey, Dad. What’s the difference between Texas pecans and North Carolina pecans?
dad: North Carolina pecans shouldn’t be allowed across the border.
It’s a good thing for the Jenster that Dad doesn’t work at the Texas checkpoint …
Dad’s menu calls for humus, lentils and curry. These people don’t realize Dad lives in West Texas.
He wanted to know what humus is. I said sorta like mashed up ranch style beans except it tastes creepy.
I predict we won’t be giving up barbecue.