Taco lady: what can i get you?

Me: potato egg bacon cheese.

Taco lady: name?

Me: Felix.

Taco lady: my grandpa’s name is Felix!!!! Are your parents Hispanic?

Me: no, they just watched a lot of cartoons.

Looooooong pause

Taco lady: dollar sixty nine.

Me: thanks.

Note to self: switch to using Wile E. Coyote as fake name when ordering tacos.