I don’t love running more than I love my wife. (Come to think of it, I HATE running. Why am I wasting my time with this activity? Holy crap.)
— frisbee kitty
I don’t love running more than I love my wife. (Come to think of it, I HATE running. Why am I wasting my time with this activity? Holy crap.)
— frisbee kitty
Wow. I’ve made the big time. Can I put this on my resume?
and at LEAST third paragraph of your eventual obit …