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the quotable mo sheppo, part 3

“I want better music. And breath freshener.”

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the zipper chronicles

I’m trying to decide which pack to use for running in the canyon. The faithful nathan? One of the big fanny packs? The new Ultraspire? Maybe the Arcteryx? I can’t decide. Then I look at it. The old Ultimate is … Continue reading

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matisse wasn’t a trail runner

me: So I’m thinking we take kaibab down and then back up bright angel. mo: Think we can make it OK? me: Sure. We’ll pack light and we have all day. We can run the easy parts and walk the … Continue reading

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Note to self an hour ago

Don’t eat the entire pecan pie. Trust me on this one.

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the adventures of crosseyed mary

Wond’ring aloud — will the years treat us well. As she floats in the kitchen, I’m tasting the smell of toast as the butter runs. Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed and I shake my head. And it’s … Continue reading

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maybe smelly dog polka band kardashian

youtube search: “Smelly Dog Polka Band.” youtube: No results. Did you mean “Smelly Dog PIKA Band”? me: OK. youtube: No results. me: Well, bite me. Why did you suggest it? youtube: 38 billion results for bite me. I suppose the … Continue reading

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