Monthly Archives: December 2014
head: why do you keep doing that? me: what? head: you duck every time we go under that branch. me: I don’t want to hit it. head: you won’t hit it. it’s clearly tall enough that you don’t need to … Continue reading
“You’re going to love this green bean. Nobody has touched it.” Now I’m worried about all the other green beans.
Please don’t leave your spare letters sitting next to the sign at the start of my running course. Lead me not into temptation, right? Deliver me from weevils. See you at 5:30. I hope you’re serving Shiner. Sincerely, gary
“A nude cellmate is never a good thing.” — flying matzi