Monthly Archives: August 2015

life’s great mysteries solved

me: what’s it called when you have two dos equis? nole: out of shiner. this is likely why he’s an attorney.

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the day i got sunglasses

mo: here are your sunglasses. me: oh. thanks. This is likely why people get married.

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the day i tried to buy sunglasses

nice clerk: Can I help you? me: I’m trying to buy sunglasses. nice clerk: Ah. What will you be using them for? me: Blocking the sun. nice clerk: But what sport? me: Running. nice clerk: Then you’ll want Oakleys. me: … Continue reading

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