Monthly Archives: September 2015

life is funny, part 362

I’m looking in the mirror at an old T-shirt given to me by my good friend Stephan Pastis, creator of Pearls Before Swine. Or maybe he made me pay 20 bucks for it. And possibly I’ve never actually met him. Longtime readers … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 52

Pictures never do her justice, you know? She always says she wishes there was a way to do people’s lives a little more justice. — bryn k. chancellor

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life always seems to turn out ok

Downside: As it turns out, for the past month I have been washing clothes with fabric softener rather than detergent. They are both in green tubs. How was I to know. Upside: Although my clothes come out of the dryer … Continue reading

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dear new york times

Hi. I hope all is well and you’ve come to grips with that whole Times Square body-painting thing. But that’s not why I’m writing. I’m sure by now you’ve noticed I’m no longer following you on Instagram. Please know it … Continue reading

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