me: the elf shirt wear-a-thon has officially begun!
mo: what’s that?
me: i wear the elf shirt on every run till christmas.
mo: YOU SAID YOU THREW THAT THING AWAY!
me: i lied.
mo: umm, where is it?
me: i can’t tell you that.
mo: stare of death.
no way in hell does the elf live to see december …