Monthly Archives: December 2015

cat yin/yang

yin: the cat jumps up on the bed and snuggles next to you on the comforter. yang: four hours after you get out of bed, the cat is still in the same spot. the thing to remember is that Cats … Continue reading

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seriously. NO recollection of what her record was.

whew. after a week of avoiding the internet and the inevitable spoilers that lurk there, i finally watched the big movie last night. and all i can say is WOW! you go into an event like that with high expectations, worried … Continue reading

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it’s not easy being green

“Only WICKED witches are ugly.” — Glenda, the Judgmental Witch of the North  

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i finally got a cordless mouse at work

 having given up running forever, i was in desperate need of a new form of exercise. and i think i’ve stumbled upon it: STEP AEROBICS! It targets a different set of muscles than running, it is an effective way of going … Continue reading

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just another elevator conversation

nice woman pushing the buttons: “What floor?” me: “basement, please.” Nice woman pushing the buttons: stares at buttons for a full 30 seconds. “I don’t think there IS a basement.” me: “huh. well, first floor i guess. thanks.” nice woman … Continue reading

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mo sheppo, art critic

before    after     i wonder if basquiat got this a lot when he was in fourth grade. 

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after while, alligator

we’re starting the 12th mile. 2 miles and change to go, and we’re on fumes. mo latches on to a couple of runners just ahead of us. one of them is telling stories nonstop. “i’m running up a hill with … Continue reading

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