Monthly Archives: January 2016

just lessons

things i learned on today’s run: when carrying tailwind powder in tiny ziploc bags, you can sell them to people along the course for a lot of money. apparently shady people really, really love tailwind. but don’t make eye contact. what … Continue reading

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once upon a studio three

    

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if i won the lottery

if i won the lottery: i would buy a large chocolate frosty. sure, i am content with the medium chocolate frosty, but just once. i’d pay david lowery to assemble camper van beethoven next to halley’s comet and sing the lottery … Continue reading

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things i wish i had said, part 55

I have a PhD in theoretical physics. I understand the statistics behind Powerball at a deep and profound level — I could teach anyone why it is  a bad idea to buy a ticket. I buy Powerball tickets. I am … Continue reading

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ziggy and me

time may change me but i can’t trace time — the prophet bowie — Some things aren’t supposed to happen. it was 1983. i had been living in austin for a couple of years after moving there from a little … Continue reading

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houston and me

life is funny. i wrote houston this morning to ask how to move down from the marathon to the half. they said easy peasy; just needs to be done by dec. 31. so that was that. funny thing is i … Continue reading

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