Monthly Archives: July 2016

freeeeda mo

“i think we’re supposed to line up closer to the back,” one of the women in front of me says to her friend as we wait for the race to start. “no way,” the other woman replies. “i’m worried they’ll … Continue reading

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big yellow taxi came and took away my old job

don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone? — the prophet joni mitchell gonna miss those peeps … p.s. i always wanted to edit that chorus. should be “Doesn’t it seem you … Continue reading

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damn technology

let the record show i wished Brother the Elder happy birthday with time to spare.  still working on my excuse for missing christmas. 

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just another morning conversation, part 70

me: the guy who killed 84 people in france is described as a moody oddball.  mo: uh oh. that could be you. nah, you’re not an oddball.  me: i’m orchestrating a facebook live birthday event with a reindeer.  mo: oh, … Continue reading

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just another morning conversation, part 69

me: we need a ba-dum-bum.  mo: i haven’t had coffee yet.  me: why have you not had coffee? mo: i have, but it isn’t working.  me: oh.  we don’t talk much in the morning. 

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hope gallery, part 2

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a pirate looks at 60

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late. — the prophet jimmy buffett — if you had asked young gary if he thought old gary would make it to the big milestone, he would say “LIVE UNTIL I’M … Continue reading

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