Monthly Archives: July 2016
“i think we’re supposed to line up closer to the back,” one of the women in front of me says to her friend as we wait for the race to start. “no way,” the other woman replies. “i’m worried they’ll … Continue reading
well, they had beer and sausage at the finish line. i hadn’t run at all in three weeks as the left knee decides whether it wants to retire, so i had low expectations anyhow. i went out as hard as … Continue reading
don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone? — the prophet joni mitchell gonna miss those peeps … p.s. i always wanted to edit that chorus. should be “Doesn’t it seem you … Continue reading
let the record show i wished Brother the Elder happy birthday with time to spare. still working on my excuse for missing christmas.
me: the guy who killed 84 people in france is described as a moody oddball. mo: uh oh. that could be you. nah, you’re not an oddball. me: i’m orchestrating a facebook live birthday event with a reindeer. mo: oh, … Continue reading
me: we need a ba-dum-bum. mo: i haven’t had coffee yet. me: why have you not had coffee? mo: i have, but it isn’t working. me: oh. we don’t talk much in the morning.