Monthly Archives: July 2016
me: we need a ba-dum-bum. mo: i haven’t had coffee yet. me: why have you not had coffee? mo: i have, but it isn’t working. me: oh. we don’t talk much in the morning.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late. — the prophet jimmy buffett — if you had asked young gary if he thought old gary would make it to the big milestone, he would say “LIVE UNTIL I’M … Continue reading
they’re on a date. i guess. we’re eating at a trendy lunch place. i’m not sure what trendy means, other than my pimiento cheese sandwich costs 10 bucks and there are an obscene number of art-deco elvis paintings. but mo … Continue reading