me: i don’t think it’s safe that all the copy editors are sitting next to each other today. what if there’s a bomb? the entire rim would be wiped out.
co-worker 1: maybe you should spread out across the room.
co-worker 2: just make gary move. he’s the only one people would want to bomb.
note to self: co-worker 2 is sort of mean.
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