he’s a doctor, so it MUST work

mo is in pain and sent me to the store. among all the high-tech stuff, i found DR. J.H. MCLEAN’S VOLCANIC OIL!!!!!!!!! i think it was still on the shelf from 1835, back before product liability suits changed things.

best thing: active ingredient is turpentine oil, combining pain relief AND paint brush cleaning. bonus: mo has discovered the chief source of her pain. maybe volcanic oil out of a shot glass …

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One Response to he’s a doctor, so it MUST work

  1. tosuperstar says:

    How does it taste with coke, I may need a pint.

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